I LIED. I are posting from a hotel in Shinsaibashi with the flu, doing an epic joint post with Cesca. --> Cesca is here.
Cesca: tOGETHER WE WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE A COHERENT HUMAN POST BEING!!
Starting with!
TOKYO GAMESHOW
- EPIC LINE RIDE! (No one can complain about Manifest EVER AGAIN..Japan does line rides better yo)
- SQUEENIX CLOSED THEATRE -- trailers for Birth By Sleep, 358/2, Dissidia -- CLOUD HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED, GUYS (hands up who's suprised? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?) -- and, um, other things. Oh! All the new FFXIII stuff.
Cesca says:
Birth by Sleep - YES YES WIN YES OH GODS YES! AQUA = BEST CHARACTER. Ven and Terra are cool but...AQUA!!!!
358/2 - BOO BOO FAIL SUCK..IF I SEE ANYONE COSPLAYING THE MARY SUE (14TH ORGY MEMBER OF FAIL) IMA SLAP YOU GOOD. The fight scenes with all the Orgy members in your party are AWESOME AND EPIC!!! AND HOSHIT MARLUXIA DOES A SHOUJO TRANFORMATION HEALING MOVE AND SPARKLES!
In conclusion... Orgy Fight Scenes = win. Entire plot line with fail Shioux/Xiou whatever her fail name is...EPIC FAIL. Will skip all cut scenes in this game.
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Dissidia - SHINY SHINY LOVE WIN!!!! FULL OF HAPPY CRACK!! xDD Everyone has turned sparkly and has more diamantes/ruffles and frilly stuffs on their costumes...even Sephiroth..I care not..this game is gonna rock pants and be full of happy shiny pretty girlified men. BRING IT ON!!
The 3rd Birthday - DO WANT!!! Squeenix has joined the survival horror bandwagon. AND OH MAN I AM SO HAPPY THEY DID!!! Sexy, dark and mysterious..ohh baby.
FINAL FANTASY 13 - YAYYYY!!!! Lightning...she speaks...and she is SEXEH VOICE!!! The world is full of rich beautiful smex and kinda like Star Warsy...in a very good way..Man this game looks sooo shiny and pretty!!! It's meant to be the first of the three in the Fabula Nova Crystallis series. I can almost see the "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.." Man the summons...Shiva/Ifrit etc....oh the looove!!!
FINAL FANTASY AGITO 13 - IS BEING RELEASED ON PSP!! YAYAYAYAYAYYA!!!! The school kids are the best damn ass kicking schoolkids in the history. The world is kind of steampunk/World War 1 like...awww yeah!!!!! Man it's hawt..
FINAL FANTASY VERSUS 13 - OH GODS I CANNOT WAIT!! THIS IS ALL MAFIA STYLES!! Set in the present day kind of thing..Hehehehe the Prince has a name but I forgot it now.. =.= He wears a little dinner suit of lol..I don't know who that girl is he's having that Romeo and Juliet moment with...BUT SHE IS FAILFAILFAIL!!!! Boo to that girl. BUT the team of little gangsters who go on a road trip with the Prince are AWESOME. BOY BAND POSE...EPIC SLOW MOTION WALKING!
Versus 13 reminds me of Reborn with the whole Mafia thing...that makes me RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY!!! Boy band road trip with pretty men who all jump on each other and ruffle each other's hair....FUFUFUFUFU~~~!!!! 8D
I also played the Reborn games, the Macross Ace Frontier game, the Soul Eater game and the Gundam 00 game....THEY ARE ALL AWESOME AND I LIKE THEM VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will go buy thems or flail more till they come out...
...ok I'm done...
Shasta: I also got to play Dissidia! Tickets to any of the closed theatre events were really limited, which meant it was pretty hard to get tickets to more than one thing, anso we got them for the Squeenix closed theatre trailers, but when I was sitting around waiting to get into that some girls handed me two tickets for the playtest of Dissidia. I spent the next five minutes bowing and flailing in equal measure. The game is awesome goofy fun, I got to play as Squall and Zidane. It's not complicated, but it does exactly what you'd want it to do -- lets you beat the crap out of friends and foe alike as your favorite FF character. I'm definitely looking forward to it.
I have the flu, so I want to stop, uh, doing just about anything right now, but! Coming soon! Tales of our epic, EPIC photoshoot. Hopefully with photos included, but we'll see how that goes.